I’m sorry for not being as selfless as you are.
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
have you ever read something incredibly sexy from someone and your stomach drops and your face gets all hot and you get dizzy and extremely turned on and then it passes and you’re just like holy shit what just happened
all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with