plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view
"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"
I just snort laughed on a fucking packed train fuck this post damn you all to hell
my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond
"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth
appropriate white culture. dance offbeat at the club. scream at your barista when she doesn’t put enough splenda in your latte. clap at the movie theater when the credits roll. put your child on a leash.