e1ke:

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

I just snort laughed on a fucking packed train fuck this post damn you all to hell

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

comfycunt:

i’ve never reblogged a more perfect photoset

Goals

Goals

hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth

whatevenno:

Holy shit. These cosplays though. (x)

OH ❤️

youllneverbetoooldfordisney:

"You’re not a monster,Elsa"

Oh

Hhnnnnngggggggg

Hhnnnnngggggggg

Fuck princess peach, I’d rather be the hero. 😘🍄✨

Mario (gender swap).
My most recent costume endeavour. Handmade by myself (except the hat and gloves).
For a general cosplay themed evening at my favourite nightclub.
It was an awesome night. ❤️

dogapult:

appropriate white culture. dance offbeat at the club. scream at your barista when she doesn’t put enough splenda in your latte. clap at the movie theater when the credits roll. put your child on a leash.