So my mum you guys...
  • (giant vat of chocolate on tv)
  • Me: What if my (non-existant) girlfriend fell in there? What ever could I do? Ehe. ;)
  • Mum: Lick her out!... OH MY GOD STOP LAUGHING THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT.
  • ...........
  • Me: *looking at bracelets in a crowded store*
  • Mum: Get that one, the sea shell on it looks like a vagina, you like vagina!
posted 8 months ago with 13 notes

Fremantle, where they bolt their road cones to the ground.

Fremantle, where they bolt their road cones to the ground.

posted 1 year ago with 1 note

Fuck he’s pretty.

Fuck he’s pretty.

posted 1 year ago with 11 notes


The beautiful cake Bridie made me for my birthday.

The beautiful cake Bridie made me for my birthday.

posted 1 year ago with 3 notes




cs-w:

I do love chocolate!

cs-w:

I do love chocolate!

posted 2 years ago via isitbatman · © cs-w with 236 notes


brb, growing a beard so I can brush my teeth like this.

brb, growing a beard so I can brush my teeth like this.