So my mum you guys...

  • (giant vat of chocolate on tv)
  • Me: What if my (non-existant) girlfriend fell in there? What ever could I do? Ehe. ;)
  • Mum: Lick her out!... OH MY GOD STOP LAUGHING THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT.
  • ...........
  • Me: *looking at bracelets in a crowded store*
  • Mum: Get that one, the sea shell on it looks like a vagina, you like vagina!
  • Fremantle, where they bolt their road cones to the ground.
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    Fremantle, where they bolt their road cones to the ground.

    Fuck he’s pretty.
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    Fuck he’s pretty.

    Cat in the box.
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    Cat in the box.

    The beautiful cake Bridie made me for my birthday.
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    The beautiful cake Bridie made me for my birthday.

    What a sexy beast.
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    What a sexy beast.

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    cs-w:

I do love chocolate!
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    cs-w:

    I do love chocolate!

    brb, growing a beard so I can brush my teeth like this.

    brb, growing a beard so I can brush my teeth like this.

    nikolawashere:

this
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