(giant vat of chocolate on tv)
What if my (non-existant) girlfriend fell in there? What ever could I do? Ehe. ;)
Lick her out!... OH MY GOD STOP LAUGHING THAT ISN'T WHAT I MEANT.
*looking at bracelets in a crowded store*
Get that one, the sea shell on it looks like a vagina, you like vagina!
Fremantle, where they bolt their road cones to the ground.
The beautiful cake Bridie made me for my birthday.
brb, growing a beard so I can brush my teeth like this.