Lying on the grass, cloud and people watching while I wait for my friend to arrive.

Lying on the grass, cloud and people watching while I wait for my friend to arrive.

posted 1 year ago

I am so fucking done with people today.

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It’s so hot today. Frying an egg on the road is literally a possiblity right now.

However I’m hiding inside now. Fuck you summer.

Also I feel I should be a little upset because I’ve lost a bunch of followers past day or so. Is it because I’m not posting enough porn and cats? Probably.
Ah well, I’m too high on life for sad.

Besides I’ve been so productive today.

I’ve dropped my friends at work, cleaned, done all the laundry, done the grocery shopping, paid all my bills, organised what I’m doing next week and made some wild berry iced tea and some sushi from scratch.
I also have fast internet, air con and a big comfy bed.
I’d date me.

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Some the the lanterns le biffle got me for Christmas.

Some the the lanterns le biffle got me for Christmas.

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New bedding I got from my parents for chrissy. Love it. <3

New bedding I got from my parents for chrissy. Love it. <3

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Merry Christmas all you sexy mofos.

It’s about 40 degrees (around 100 or something for all you American followers of mine) and family is getting set for drinks, a BBQ and a swim.
STRAYA CUNT.

Also my Chrissy presents this year featured new bedding, alcohol, mixers, rainbow stuff & chocolate. Party in my bed later anyone? ;p
My family knows me hahah.

However I’ve been hit with the cold from hell. :(
Mid summer heat doesn’t mix well with this.
I bring snot and disease, it’s my gift to you all!

Anyway, hope everyone has a fabulous day! :3
I’m off.

posted 1 year ago with 6 notes

Cute fucking dinner date with this sexy thang.

Cute fucking dinner date with this sexy thang.

posted 1 year ago

Hahahah omg, legend.

I recently moved so my parents took in my cat, no pets allowed in this place.
image(This is Chaser, such a sleaze bag he gets all the lesbians ladies)
My mum knows how much I miss him so has set up a facebook page.
SHE LITERALLY FOLLOWS HIM AROUND ALL DAY.
JUST WAITING FOR HIM TO DO SHIT.

(^click if you give a fuck about seeing it ha)
Then puts photos on “his” page and then adds sassy captions/little stories along with each. Just so I can see how he’s going.
She’s such good quality omg.

posted 1 year ago with 9 notes

So this is where I escape have lunch everyday, so perfect.

So this is where I escape have lunch everyday, so perfect.

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Hahaha one of my kindergarten kids drew me a picture today.No I don&#8217;t know what it&#8217;s meant to be but you can&#8217;t tell me that doesn&#8217;t look like a penis wrong. xD

Hahaha one of my kindergarten kids drew me a picture today.
No I don’t know what it’s meant to be but you can’t tell me that doesn’t look like a penis wrong. xD

posted 1 year ago

Christmas colours and jingle bell for Santa&#8217;s visit to my kindy class today. ;)

Christmas colours and jingle bell for Santa’s visit to my kindy class today. ;)

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Lazy Sunday morning&#8230;And I feel good about today so decided to share. Good vibes indeed.Anyone wanna make me breakfast? I&#8217;ll give you cuddles after? No?Ah well.
Last day in this house, gotta get my lazy ass up and pack. Moving tomorrow!

Lazy Sunday morning…
And I feel good about today so decided to share. Good vibes indeed.
Anyone wanna make me breakfast? I’ll give you cuddles after? No?
Ah well.

Last day in this house, gotta get my lazy ass up and pack. Moving tomorrow!

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